I will live on raw cauliflower and kiwis, damn it until I lose that pesky stone that somehow gained itself in the last decade. Last time I checked I was 21 and just over seven stone. Now I’m 35, over 8 stone and have saddlebags. My new leather trousers won’t go past by bum.
I’m not sending them back and admitting defeat. I’m going to fit into them comes Spring, even if I have to go fully vegan raw spirulina green matcha etc etc.